Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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