Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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