: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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