Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I've blown a few things in my day
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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