Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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