wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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