Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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