Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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