Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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