I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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