I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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