Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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