pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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