Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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