whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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