Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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