well you can't waste a boner
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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