at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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