question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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