garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Me too!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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