I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
