He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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