If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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