I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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