therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize