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he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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