physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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