Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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