I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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