We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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