Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My first STD was from a foam party
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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