you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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