HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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