i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Randomize
