Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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