He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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