I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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