So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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