i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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