I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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