just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Randomize
