ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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