butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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