i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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