So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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