As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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