She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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