Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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