i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
