this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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