i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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