and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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