my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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