Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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