Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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