god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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