my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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