Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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