return my video game
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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